Russel

Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths

IceyIce- Hey Russel lets go to your house
Russel- No finn coming over to give me a bath

by RusselPlays November 27, 2023

george russell

npc, animated character

did you see that photo of george russell? he looks so animated

by hater.2 June 6, 2023

Russell

That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs

Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*

by The real Will Should Chill April 14, 2020

Russell Yearwood

Mf drinks every night, cute and pretty af, but drinks every fucking night like damn, give your liver some mercy. Also, he is absolutely obsessed with a mf named clementine.

“Russell Yearwood is dumber than a sweet potato”

by Clementineisoffline August 1, 2022

Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.

Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell

by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020

Russell

the guy that’s always sending snaps when you least expect it, likes steamy hot showers and talking to you all day, he makes time for you even when hanging out with the homies. Russell is SHREDDED MAN and cares about his body physique. He can be a big softy on the inside… and a tiny d. he loves playing baseball and basketball with the bros

broo russell sent me another snap?!?

by bbc EXTREME April 22, 2022

Russel Early

Also known as "Rusty Spoons" and "Pasty Legs McGraw," has a legendary booty. sucks massive ween

Russel Early has a legendary booty

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018