Rocky Mountain Massacre

A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.

Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!

by Masterdisaster February 17, 2023

Rocky Road Tiger Tiger

When you snort a lot of thick rocks.

Jorden went rocky road tiger tiger and now we are never gonna make cocaine outside of a lab again.

by EddieBrock5 January 12, 2024

Rocky Bork

Having a female have intercourse with you while you are driving over rumble bars.

I just had a rocky bork with Jennifer on the way here.

by lostorfound February 28, 2019

Rocky Mountain Sunrise

A rocky mountain is a are and solid shit, sometimes containing peanuts found an a sleeping victims chest. The "sunrise" is often added to the end of the phrase when the victims mountains are also urinated on.

Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.

Dude, Darryl gave us all a Rocky Mountain Sunrise. What a sick bastard.

by SouthParkSkiInstructor March 31, 2012

Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.

There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!

by 69BigBen69 April 05, 2022

Rocky Road

The act of shitting in your hand, letting it dry, and then throwing it at random cars, distracting the driver.

I heard Tom got hit by a Rocky Road from some teenagers going off of 121.

by Spong1e October 16, 2023

Rocky Road

Earth shattering, Rough Anal sex. Usually between a gay couple

Blake: Man, I could go for some rocky road right now
Brogan: Yeah, you dirty slut?

by RockyRoad22 May 01, 2024