Retard

One with a disability that makes him/her retarded.

Guy #1: That retard stole my bike!
Guy #2: Hey, it's not his fault, he has a disability.

by Jimbodium September 28, 2009

retarded

adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox

Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.

by SOA December 18, 2006

Retarded

See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.

Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 20, 2011

Retard

The opposite of smart.

It is a retard.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

retarded

When a male has a boner.

You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded

Is that my imagination or are you retarded?

by KP February 1, 2005

Retard

1. Ol' Fashioned Term being the mentally disabled person that has problems with logic.

2. Word used to insult both disabled and sometimes non-disabled because of their stupidity that incites annoyance.

Prep no. 1: "That kid's gay cuz' he's into Goth even though Goth's Dead!"

Prep no. 2: "Yeah, he's a retard!"

by Sasquatch_Rebel April 30, 2008

Retard

Used to describe the assholes who write definitions for their own or someone else's name to either suck their own dick or to bitch about someone they hate.

Retard: Amy: Some stuck up whore who obviously thinks that she's better than everyone and-

The rest of the internet: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Dat1guy69 August 30, 2015