The Lonely Redneck

When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.

The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...

by Nickslice October 19, 2009

The redneck derby

When your riding a horse and having sex doggy style while the horse is moving.

Her dad caught us doing the redneck derby.

by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015

redneck walkabout

The quest for aluminum cans to be recycled for cash by the poor and disenfranchised.

"Where's Clem?"
"He's on redneck walkabout so he can afford to get mama a new spittoon for her birthday."

by benbin65 September 20, 2013

Redneck Helmet

Yet another term for Trucker Hat

Paul - You going shooting tonight Chris?
Chris - Sho is, why?
Paul - Don't forget your Redneck Helmet.

by Chipis August 30, 2012

redneck goodbye

What a redneck says before they die: Hey y'all watch this.

"Hey y'all watch this" is what a redneck would say when they tried to jump a motorcycle over the family truck and ends up landing on Grandma, hence the term redneck goodbye.

by squatinator1976 June 2, 2008

Redneck Riviera

Panama City, Florida

All of the girls from the local high school went to the Redneck Riviera to get drunk and cruise the strip.

by Clint S July 6, 2006

Redneck row

A Row in the parking lot at your high school that all the rednecks back into with their huge lifted trucks and huge tires. they honk their horns at non rednecks walking by, spit dip everywhere, leave cigarette butts everywhere and empt beer cans. before they walk into school they all reve their engines then they all walk into school togethr hoopin and hollerin.

Redneck row

by big@$$dodge January 22, 2011