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intergalactic redneckism

Casting aside all preconceived prejudices for fellow human beings to come together as a race to ban against intergalactic species. In the absence of said species, all prejudices conveniently return to the human race.
Two people are arguing at a stop light about the others road rage. An intergalactic space craft lands in the middle of the road. Suddenly, the humans ban against the outside specie and put all differences aside. These people are said to be intergalactic rednecks, or suffer from intergalactic redneckism.
by Billy Bob 75 December 29, 2007
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Redneck Uncle

An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.
Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"
by THE REDNECK UNCLE March 8, 2021
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Redneck Helmet

Paul - You going shooting tonight Chris?
Chris - Sho is, why?
Paul - Don't forget your Redneck Helmet.
by Chipis August 30, 2012
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Redneck soda

a beer disguised in a koozie so only the aluminum top shows, allowing the drinker to fool others into thinking it is a regular soda.
"Hey John, hand me another redneck soda!"
by Honey5683 August 21, 2013
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redneck goodbye

What a redneck says before they die: Hey y'all watch this.
"Hey y'all watch this" is what a redneck would say when they tried to jump a motorcycle over the family truck and ends up landing on Grandma, hence the term redneck goodbye.
by squatinator1976 June 2, 2008
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Redneck Riviera

All of the girls from the local high school went to the Redneck Riviera to get drunk and cruise the strip.
by Clint S July 6, 2006
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Redneck row

A Row in the parking lot at your high school that all the rednecks back into with their huge lifted trucks and huge tires. they honk their horns at non rednecks walking by, spit dip everywhere, leave cigarette butts everywhere and empt beer cans. before they walk into school they all reve their engines then they all walk into school togethr hoopin and hollerin.
by big@$$dodge January 22, 2011
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