Clown Prison

A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.

I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.

by RowboatCop March 8, 2019

Skinless Prisoner

A skinless prisoner is someone who has a circumcised penis. They cannot escape their circumcised penis as it is and always will be a part of them thus making them a prisoner.

Cody was circumsized as a child, he’ll always be a skinless prisoner.

by WhunPocent March 6, 2018

Prison Pony

A zebra.

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022

Prison Bus

A 2mg white xanax xr bar.

Guy 1: Go ahead and slip me two prison buses. I'm ready to get fool.

Guy 2: Prison buses? What's that?

Guy 1: Xanax bars, idiot.

by RopeDick July 20, 2010

Prison lip

Taking your dip out of your lip and hiding it inside your foreskin until the coast is clear and safe to return to your mouth.

I had a fat dip in when my wife came home. I tucked it in my prison lip and went to the garage where I threw it back in.

by Chester_83 January 7, 2022

Simp Prison

The next level of Horny Jail

Simp: "I just donted 1000 to my queen pokikane!!!1!!1!!"
Chad: GO TO SIMP PRISON!

by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022

American Prison

Noun; It's like a school in America, except there's less shootings and better funding.

Bob: Hey, at least an American Prison is not like the schools here, amirite?

by Kugeln March 11, 2019