Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

Prejection

When a girl rejects you before you even have a chance to speak to her or when a girl you don't like rejects you because she's full of herself and she thinks she's god's gift to men.

I don't appreciate your prejection because I don't like you and you shouldn't preject anyone else because its rude and unnecessary

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

prejection

the act of pre-emptively claiming to be a victim of an offense when one is instead the offender or a beneficiary of this offense. Done to prevent development of an opposing narrative.

Trump was engaging in prejection when he claimed that the election was rigged in favor of Hillary Clinton.

by antiplutocratic May 5, 2018

:prerection

when you have previously had sex and have an erection before you go into your friends bedroom.

Im having a :prerection

by mArio the sex god September 13, 2022

Prefection

The perfection before perfection….. PREFECTION

Friend:I’m perfect everything I do is perfect

Me:well I’m the Prefection to your perfection

by Prefection September 14, 2022

Prefection

Prefection is the perfection before perfection the original perfection is Prefection

Friend:I’m perfect everything I do is perfect

Me:well if your perfection I’m Prefection

by Prefection September 14, 2022

pretentionary

A pretentious person.

A person that's considered to be "professionally" pretentious.

Plural: Pretentionaries

That hippie is a pretentionary.

This documentary appeals to pretentionaries.

by Ozempicwarrior43 November 23, 2024