Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto

Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool

by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

President Kermit

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

Oko President

Ari Al Barr: A 400-pound Black slave who somehow owns a fraternity house. Even though he barely has a 1.5 GPA, he acts like he’s in charge. Known for being rude, clueless, and hating on his own kind, Ari openly says he only likes white girls — especially “snow bunnies.” Ari is so incredibly incompetent that it takes him 3–4 business days to reply in a standard conversation, highlighting his struggles as an illiterate modern-day slave. He’s also a natural female repellent with his stench and monstrous build. Nobody respects him, but he still thinks he’s the king of the frat.

“have you seen Oko president today?” “na bruh he probably out in them fields”

by okoprezGeorgiaTech April 28, 2025

The Worst President

James Buchanan (you thought it was trump didn’t you)

Man Trump is the worst president

Bitchass fuck no he isn’t you want them cartels skinning us alive killing is and eating our flesh?! If no then shut up cuntass fucking Afro-American

by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 24, 2024

Playing President

Playing President is a discreet way of saying "to take a dump". If you play president, you're pretending to drop bombs into the Pacific Ocean.

BRB dude, playing president.

by georgedubya69 November 4, 2011

Josh pierre and Sergi will be stuco presidents

Its just whats gonna happen

Yoooo, Josh pierre and Sergi will be stuco presidents thats crazyy

by POW3RB0IX February 6, 2023

President Poggers

President Poggers can be used to address the all divine and godly leader of the Poggers cult. He comes in many forms but they are all sexy

Person 1: hey do you know about president Poggers?
Person 2: hell yeah I do he is so sexy

by RMC_Prankster February 18, 2021