Pot-Cock

Pot-Cock
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Noun (used with verb)

1. When an individual is too baked to sexually operate properly.

2. The stoner equivelent of whiskey dick.

1. Steve couldn't fuck Lindsey because he had Pot-Cock.

2. Molly's Vagina had cotton-mouth due to Pot-Cock.

by Jsofldnqnclfmandnfndnsm August 15, 2016

gone to pot

something that has quite severely crapped itself up

nothing has gone to pot, my work is done for the night. see ya tomorrow!!!!!

by TalikTheVampire April 13, 2021

pot blotch

When one ejaculates into one’s own belly button after a session of masturbating.

Damn! My belly button stinks so bad after I pot blotched myself last night.

by Frogfork69 November 29, 2021

pot-knocker

1. a person or a group of people that fear or are scared of being around mamarijuana. 2. person that hates weed

A. Awww, lets go, I'm scared were going get In trouble around that marawana......

2. Dude, quit being a pot-knocker

by dookie twirl September 19, 2017

Pot Filler

A pot filler is someone who enters tournaments for any kind of competitive event, but has no chance of making it to the prize money because they aren't very skilled. In essence, these people are only "filling the pot." If you have been entering tournaments for years, but almost never win money from each event you pay to enter, you're a pot filler.

"Low Tier God talks like he's mad good, but that arrogant nigga hasn't won money at a big event in years. Dude is basically the quintessential pot filler."

or

Tim: "I can't wait to enter the smash bros tournament this Saturday!"

Jake: "Dude, you never place in the money. You're just a pot filler."

Tim: "That's fucked up, Jake."

Jake: "I'm just keepin' it real, dawg."

by The North Bay Bard August 19, 2016

pot face

A really hot girl who once was a genius but now has no brain after smoking it all away.

Cindie was an Abercrombie model and valedictorian back in 4th grade but has been reduced to a Pot Face ever since she started hanging with degenerate asshalf mike and his stoner friends. What a waste of face.

by Saint.Grand November 22, 2019

fun pot

A hypothetical second pot that exists in a poker game, in which poker players take from when they are having fun playing poker, even if they are losing money. People who play bad or sentimental hands often win from the fun pot.

Dan may not have had the best hand, but at least he got his share of the fun pot.

by Jonas W July 10, 2005