Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

Plant

Dumb ass things that come out of the ground

The plant gets out of the ground

by Joey ink February 14, 2022

wokka wokka plant

akin to the apple tree in the garden of eden

Don't touch that wokka wokka plant. You aren't FF enough to resist its glory.

by Willy Goat April 28, 2007

plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!

"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"

by lazyclockwatcher May 4, 2014