hairy pizza

Hairy - womans private area
Pizza - something wonderful to eat
You do the math.

Hairy pizza should be on every man's menu.

by h, December 8, 2009

creamy pizza

When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.

Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.

by Busty Jew November 26, 2017

Fake pizza

Pizza that has little pieces of chiara on it.

Dude 1: what pizza you wanna order
Dude2: i'll go with the fake pizza

by heyimfrommars August 18, 2018

oh shit the pizza

this is usually said when one is a moron and forgets the pizza is in the OVEN !

guy 1 : HEY WHATS BURNING?
guy 2: OH SHIT THE PIZZA!

by MRSANDPERSON May 18, 2010

garbage pizza

In a restauraunt a pizza with almost every topping on it. At home a pizza which is topped with random extra leftovers and vegetables. Named as such because it's a great way to get rid of 'garbage' and possibly because it looks like garbage or would be considered a garbage idea by a pretentious professional chef.

Garbage pizza is a great way to get rid of left overs and salvage them before they hit the garbage. I just took some eggplant, left over meatballs a can of olives and the peppers and slapped them on a pie. A culinary sledgehammer that looks like garbage, but it cleans the fridge and saves money.

by Friendly Acorn January 6, 2008

Pizza Hut

You'll never know what we put in the pasta sauce (heh heh). And we always use expired products in our pizza, and we don't wash our hands before making your food. And we are proud followers of the 3-Second Rule.

Get a free tapeworm or E-coli strain with each pizza, courtesy of Pizza Hut.

by employee July 16, 2003

Pizza Stix

A sexual act involving a girl on her period and two guys. One guy has to have smegma, and each guy has sex with the girl, one vaginally and one anally. After orgasm, the guys pull out and smack their penises together. This finishes the pizza sticks, combining the sauce (period blood), cheese (smegma goo), and meat (poop). The girl then "eats" the Pizza Stix, baking them in her mouth oven.

"Man, I can't believe Jerry passed up the pizza sticking last night. I had a great time with Chad and Billy. The pizza stix were delish."

"Dude, on friday night Lisa, Brian, and Tyler proved themselves the Pizza Sticking champs."

by willowdechonne May 22, 2008