ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Ping

Referring to the milliseconds it takes to for your action to reach the server

"Oh my god bro, I can't pick this up because i have too much ping."

by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023

Ping

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.

Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese Minecraft videos and the house burned down.

by Dooberfish November 22, 2021

God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

Tism Pinging

When you have a moment of tismic activity for a prolonged period of time.

Person: What is Christina doing?
Other Person: Oh that's just her tism pinging right now bro, LOL
Person: That's sick, dude

by Niggmada March 22, 2025

Tang Ping Keung

A fucking asshole which is the former Commissioner of Hong Kong Dog(Popo) force in 2020.

Guy: Do you know who is that dipshit?
Hong Kong Protester: I know it is Tang Ping Keung(Tang PK)

by HongKongProtester February 6, 2020

Ping

In Warhammer: Age of Reckoning every Class has a Moral Ability which tosses the target a range* distance away from you.

This move is highly useful in Scenarios (Battlegrounds) with lava or drops in them which can kill players if you 'ping' them into it or for just tossing an enemy towards your allies.

The word 'Ping' comes from the concept of flicking the target given the average size of a players monitor making it seem as though you just flicked the target with a finger, "Ping!".

"So I pinged him into the lava and shot him with a snare so he couldn’t get out and died, lol."

by Ollie_Miles February 9, 2009