piggy pile

The assortment of items gathered around a person while they spend large amounts of time on the couch or on the internet. Designed to encompass everything one would need for entertainment, nourishment, communication, and practical purposes during this time. Common Piggy piles can include one or more of the following items, among others, dependent on the user's personal tastes and needs:

-remote control
-phone
-book
-gaming device
-game controller
-snack
-drink
-pillows, blankets, etc.
-cigarettes

These piggy piles have a 99% chance of missing one or more items once the user gets settled in.

I got off work for the weekend, and the first thing I did was set up a piggy pile and zone out for 8 hours.

by meesterseege March 12, 2011

piles wide

when your friend is blacked out, either from drinking too much or just passed out due to lack of sleep. Also piles wide is an easier way to say “kids out!”

That kid is piles wide!
My friend took a huge pull, then 20 minutes later he was piles wide

by conor’s xan is peepin May 1, 2018

kick my ant pile

Coming into an already controlled chaos situation and stirring up shit with your own ideas and making trouble where there isn't any.

Don't come over here and kick my ant pile.

by christynbitz June 8, 2011

funeral pile

When you massacre a neighboring clan and pile up the body's ( generally a threat)

I will through you and your clan In a funeral pile

by Mc.ink November 5, 2020

Pile of Dicks

When you feel at your absolute worst.

I can not make it into work today. I feel like a Pile of Dicks.

by Teebin48 July 11, 2022

Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021

shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.

Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up

by Ooway January 1, 2018