pet cock "rome"

Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly

Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.

Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago

Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.

Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 9, 2021

Pet Simulator X

a place where you spend ur mamas credit card on pets :skull:

"mama let me borrow da credit card for pet simulator x" - johnny

by knopka_01 January 6, 2023

Adele dick pet

The act of rubbing your dick inside her vagina with your finger inside her butthole.

I was hitting it from the back and she asked for a finger in the ass so I did the old Adele dick pet. Hello from the other side!

by Daniel Trejo December 26, 2018

Steve's Pet Rat

RIP our beautiful pet rat

Who tf knows when they changed it to Steve's Pet Rat- April 15 2021

It is now again Steve Suptic LIVE
Great fan channel since Steve hates youtube SO GOD DAMN MUCH
*sigh*
RIP

RIP Steve's Pet Rat

by FatKooter April 22, 2021

Happy Pet Club

The paradise for pet owners, an ideal and idyllic place of exceptional happiness and delight."

„Check out happy pet club! Very pet! Much wow! So interesting“

by dogemaster3000 May 17, 2021

Pet your dog!

A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.

You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!

by LOLINGINMN December 2, 2009

Pet a Freshman Day

Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.

Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???

Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!

by Jcon (THEE original creator!) June 9, 2011