The stuff used to make henna. You know, right before the mhandi oil comes in? Yeah, well, it's green. and it smells nasty. not like crap nasty but like gasoline (which only seems good at first) nasty, and it makes me SICK to even think of the stuff.
Aww, man, this stupid henna paste on my arm is making it really hard to eat my egg salad.
Stealing a years worth of sample tooth-paste from work or from free-sample stations in the mall. Year Paste also can serve as a stocking stuffer, something to run over with your car, or even lube...