panic suit

A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.

"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"

by Markatansky July 29, 2012

gay panic party

when gay people have sex because they can't do anything else with their penis when they get excited

omg me and frank banged last night because of a gay panic party

by HR.T August 10, 2016

Panic

The feeling in the pit of your stomach when you finish mixing and pouring 24 bags of concrete, then notice your wedding band isn't on your hand any longer.

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit" he said in a panic, thinking his wife was going to kill him.

by SnarkyBarron April 12, 2021

Panic of TACs

Collective noun for Track Access Controller's

Jesus did you see that panic of TACs in the mad hatter tonight?

by Mushroom09 July 14, 2023

Panic Maven

A person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.

Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.

Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.

by Ace Corona November 23, 2013

Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.

These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.

I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.

by TRG21. August 24, 2021