by Bhaddemon May 25, 2019
Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
by pyrocycle September 11, 2008
Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor
by Ido bandito June 8, 2019
by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019
A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring
by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021