Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019

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Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 02, 2020

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the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 05, 2021

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A house you live in with your bae

You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon

by War turtle July 31, 2021

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It’s a looks like a a regular pad, but it’s has a honey like lil substance that acts like a lip plumper to plump the wrong set of lips.

“Hey girl do you have a honey pot pad?”

by Daddyez December 03, 2024

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A reference to masturbation your sweaty twitch gamer friend would make.

"Hey guys sorry stream is late I was clicking the d-pad and got goo in my glasses." Said the sweaty twitch gamer

by TreOcculuem May 09, 2021

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Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 08, 2011

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