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Jennifer Time

The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.
I'm not late, I'm on Jennifer Time.
by So She Says July 1, 2019
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Colombian Time

Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.
My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.
by Aquaburro May 16, 2017
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covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.
I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.
by fcsuper September 10, 2020
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clean time

clean time/ prison term for the hiatus of the last time some one gave head and swallowed.
e.g.#1 i would kiss jenny if I was you, she just walked out of the room with brent she has no clean time on her what so ever. - another classic example ,of ain"t telling were those lip have been. this term could be used to sex play people male or female. e.g#2 what kind of clan time you got on you.
by wic November 10, 2010
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Time Lincoln

When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.
Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.
by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009
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Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended
Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again
by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011
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tortuga time

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
by CAC3 June 13, 2016
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