Money junkie

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.

Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?

by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013

Breakup Money

The extra cash one comes into following the end of a relationship after cutting expenses like dinner dates, jewelry, and other miscellaneous items for the now ex-significant other.

Grant: You're really going to buy one bottle of every type of Patron?

Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.

by BobbyStompy January 27, 2013

plastic money

Another name for a credit card or debit card.

Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.

by BornBlitzed September 14, 2010

money tits

When someone looks amazing.

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”

by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019

money jug

a plastic container filled with many coins under my desk. also known as our moms boobs.

hey aline, will you please pass me the money jug?

by gina aline April 30, 2008

skittle money

Having that extra money to buy your girl, man, or friends something

Damn your man bought you new purse, he must have that Skittle Money.

by BpJr78 October 3, 2015

Monty Money

The next best thing. No one is on Monty Moneys level you all wish you had his drip. YUHRRDDD

Who’s that guy over there?

That’s monty money you dumbfuck

by Monty Money October 25, 2018