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deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.
After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?
by deucerocket November 8, 2010
mugGet the deuce cannonmug.

deuce pickle

a turd preferably green and floating.
dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.
by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011
mugGet the deuce picklemug.

Deuce of Clubs

A pair of fists.
I'm gonna lay my deuce of clubs down on you.
by Osha February 19, 2009
mugGet the Deuce of Clubsmug.

shalom deuce

"peace out"

A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.
by Just Reuben September 4, 2013
mugGet the shalom deucemug.

Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party
I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!
by kittyisgood November 19, 2009
mugGet the Party Deucemug.

deuce gravy

the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.
"damn, i just finished wiping and i still got some deuce gravy left"
by dkyard May 22, 2009
mugGet the deuce gravymug.

deucing chamber

A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.
Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022
mugGet the deucing chambermug.

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