an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn
Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”
by Yessurrskii November 03, 2021
by Florberg March 23, 2007
The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!
by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019
Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.
Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.
Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing
Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced
Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing
Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced
by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017
English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.
At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
by bellebouche March 07, 2010
A space-themed card game of luck, strategy and tough decisions where you build your own space empire and become the most badass emperor in the Milky Way galaxy.
by ARandomPersonPerhapsAnAlien November 26, 2020
A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.
Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.
I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
by cyril o'reilly February 17, 2018