Joe

A fat middle aged man who sits on his couch all day and watches sports. He tends to act like a little princess when he doesnt get his way. He also bitches about things that arent done when his fatass doesnt evev bother to do a single thing to help whatsoever. Also typically has a semi hot wife who supports the family off her paycheck

My dad was being a joe yesterday because the lakers lost the championship

by satanicjesus July 16, 2015

Joe

A genius retoucher who dun fucked it

Arghhhhh yeah he's a Joe

by retoucher September 08, 2011

Joe

The shittest Gadsby.

You know Joe Gasby? Well he's the shittest Gadsby of them all.

by fanny-adams January 20, 2011

Joe

A Joe means to fall Unconcious/Die during a quest or mission on a video game.

'Barbaric has fallen unconcious' Oh my god you just did a total Joe.

by HapurubokkaDeath January 31, 2011

Joe

Joe: A person who rages and makes others feel bad for him just so he can have a laugh at another persons expense. People normally hate Joe.

Joe: You just stole my kill! WTF. /ignore
Friend: Why are you so pissed?
Friend: Dude?
Friend: I'm sorry bro, don't ignore me.
Joe: LMAO just kidding, n00b.
Friend: You ass.

by Jmotion June 13, 2012

Joe

Term for anything that is fucked up, cheap, unusable. Detroit construction worker, rigger, tool pusher, wrench turner, and later on, hockey player word for piece of shit.

Who's Joe hammer is this?

Tear down that wall and put up a new one, it's Joe.

Hey, nice shot, where'd you get that Joe lookin' blade?

by Nick55 December 04, 2011

joe

someone who frequently displays the large moles on his face.

person 1:omg look at that guys mole!!
person 2: hahaha joe!!!!!!!!!

by hehehe XD January 07, 2008