Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
Get the Mick Marsmug. Otherwise known as marsipan,
A little silly guy whos an incredible singer and plays bass and sometimes guitar
A little silly guy whos an incredible singer and plays bass and sometimes guitar
by OliveDefines December 19, 2024
Get the Mars Quelchmug. a small, pass through town in Maine that has nothing but windmills and should-be condemned houses.
everyone is either a potato farmer or on drugs. particularly meth, or more recently fake heroin or dirty dope. everyone is judgmental, especially the tweakers.
everyone in everybody's business like they don't have 5+ dirty children to take care of. home to the cousin fuckers and big, beefy women that created the stereotypes of Maine.
they drive their dates to prom in a parade of giant potato farming tractors that take up both sides of the road, home to a truly rare breed 😬
everyone is either a potato farmer or on drugs. particularly meth, or more recently fake heroin or dirty dope. everyone is judgmental, especially the tweakers.
everyone in everybody's business like they don't have 5+ dirty children to take care of. home to the cousin fuckers and big, beefy women that created the stereotypes of Maine.
they drive their dates to prom in a parade of giant potato farming tractors that take up both sides of the road, home to a truly rare breed 😬
by psychedelicmommy August 27, 2022
Get the mars hillmug. Hey look at that couple the names are mar and nova! WOOWOWOWO THATS THE CUTEST THINK EVER. nova+mar stan it
by Xhing xiao October 12, 2021
Get the nova+marmug. The cutest young girl you will ever come to meet. She is absolutely adorable and she will make you want to squish her, which you shouldn't do because only a few selected people are allowed to do so. This cutie is nice, sweet, talented, creative, absolutely perfect, and she deserves the world.
by scarlovesmars March 16, 2019
Get the Marsmug. by CopyrightBread December 7, 2021
Get the Mars Holubmug. by coochietickler 33 November 16, 2022
Get the mars b.mug.