Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work
Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022
Get the Momma-birding mug.

Momma Bear

A mother that is protective and cares about her kids and their friends
When Momma Bear speaks, she means business!
by I3Biscuit October 29, 2021
Get the Momma Bear mug.

Momma McChicken

A term used for a man/woman under the influence of drugs.
Guy: That guy just ran through the woods butt naked yelling at an old man to “touch his body.”

Guy #2: That’s what we call a Momma McChicken.
by angryshishtar July 07, 2018
Get the Momma McChicken mug.

Mommas vagina

A mom that has a vagina
“I looked at Mommas Vagina yesterday.” -Son
Get the Mommas vagina mug.

Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023
Get the Momma's home made tea mug.

Momma Bird

When the female partner is giving a blowjob and the dude nuts in her mouth she then proceeds to kiss him and force his nut back down his throat.
by Master Fanboy April 16, 2020
Get the Momma Bird mug.

yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed
autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*
by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020
Get the yo momma is have big gay mug.