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David

David u suck
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David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off
David is very cruel
by David Kayeye November 5, 2019
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Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart
by Sporkin February 3, 2019
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The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
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A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David
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A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
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The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.
You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.
by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019
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