The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
by surfdog May 28, 2016
Get the baltimore bouncing bettymug. A relative or friend who shamelessly asks insensitive and/or inappropriate questions usually pertaining to “the elephant in the room”.
by Large Cranium July 9, 2023
Get the Aunt Bettymug. A lady who's been with you since you had nothing till you're on your feet!
Someone who claim the had been with a man when he was poor/broke till he became rich.
Someone who claim the had been with a man when he was poor/broke till he became rich.
by Aozone August 6, 2022
Get the Betty the buildermug. by Matthewisabettybasher July 26, 2022
Get the Betty bashermug. by TwinFami December 25, 2019
Get the brown bettymug. Betty-Lou is the hottest bitch in town, she’s also the sweetest. Everyone knows and loves Betty-Lou but if they don’t, they all wish they did because everyone’s always raving on and on about how kind and amazing she is. There’s also a 99.9% chance that she was the most popular in school and also got the best grades in every. Single. Class. This mixture of both brains and beauty can be quite intimating for boys, however, her small stature makes her a bit more approachable. All in all, she’s the best friend/companion you could wish for:)
by YourHotFriend November 23, 2021
Get the Betty-Loumug. Biola Betty (noun):
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
“Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
Get the Biola Bettymug.