nute

A dungeon master of fantasy baseball. Quite simply a fantasy baseball overlord. Any disrespect paid to a nute will be met with a mighty thrashing come H2H time. You hope your baseball league doesn't have a nute. Basically, if you're in a league with a nute just give him your money before Spring Training ends.

"This is only a ten-team league, I can't stand the idea of playing with a nute and only having three playoff spots to fight for. My team just isn't that good! (sounds of crying)"

by HalcyonDays March 5, 2010

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010

Nutella

The only reason to buy bread. Sex in a jar.

Once you lose yourself in Nutella there's no going back.

by larrystahpit February 5, 2013

nutmegged

the act of getting high from drinking way too much egg nog to the point of hallucination.

Bro 1: dude are you trippin, your pupils are the size of records!
Bro 2: i'm totally nutmegged!

by preeep4081 November 5, 2010

nuttensile

To hit in the balls with a spoon.

See also spoonnut

In a fit of rage, Jim nuttensiled Steven with his father's finest cooking spoon.

by jacktank12 May 16, 2010

nutten

a term for when ever you "bust a nut" or "jizz".

i was just suspended for nutten

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

Nutter

Nutter is cum ejaculated by a bisexual man that is later added with that guys pi$$ and then put in a can.
If a girl puts NUTTER on bread and put it in her pu$$y it becomes Pnutter (Pu$$y Nutter).If that makes her pregnant its called Pnut (Pregnant Nut) and the child must be called BNut or GNut (depending on the gender).The child will be a Knight/Princess (in the kingdom of VAGINARUD) at the age of 15 and then will die at the age of 82.

I have PNutted today and now I have no Nutter but I am Pnut now

by Im12sodontbullymeplz February 20, 2019