nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018

Rosscommon nonce

One who likes young sheep as much as young humans

Look at the rosscommon nonce he can’t choose between the playground or the lambing shed

by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

Nonce

what you become after doing HSLA with small children

Lorn you're such a nonce

by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020

Nonce

North English slang for a peadophile or very strange usually old man

"Barry over there is such a nonce"

by Blue jewel 87427 April 7, 2024

Nonce

Someone overage who likes someone underage.

“Who is the nonce”
“Gylfi Sigurosson

by Alkus January 23, 2022

nonce

S.B (Stupid Bean) another word for nonce in Maidstone

Oh hes a nonce (S.B)

by moonfruit213 September 3, 2019