by damnitdamnitdamnit July 8, 2011

Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.
Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

when you are just so excited that you are bordering on apologetic for the amount of excitement you feel
by enluv March 5, 2022

A phrase that pretend as very sorry to others. When a person uses this phrase to "apologize", he/she is actually saying "I will, absolutely, do it again, I am just pretending as sorry to you."
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry, I would never steal your stuffs anymore.
by Success_Emoji September 10, 2022

a warm, open faced sandwhich composed of an english muffin topped with: canned tuna, a pineapple ring, and melted swiss cheese.
I was rushing to get to abstract painting class and did not have time to eat my lunch, so i brought my sorry charlie to class with me as soon as it was out of the oven.
by K-D-Dub September 21, 2022

P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes
by NoVanity July 29, 2021
