Narcoslepsy

narcoslepsy
(noun, slang)
Pronounced: narcos-lepsy /ˈnɑ r.kəʊsˌlɛp.si/

A condition of the soul. When someone’s off the drugs, out of the game, but the game is never out of them. They look chill, reformed, even clean — but deep down, they’re wired for the hustle.
It’s the dormant addiction, the street-coded reflexes, the ghost of their past life whispering, “Just one more.”

"He’s been sober for years, but the way he eyes the money, the risk, the thrill? Bro’s got straight-up narcoslepsy. It's just sleeping — not dead."

by Meow00 August 3, 2025

Wallet Narcophobia

The fear of narcotics accidentally falling out of your wallet. Usually in a public place. Could also be associated with losing something of value by accident.

I got a major case of wallet narcophobia when I opened my wallet that contained a small baggie with a white substance that I forgot about until I was at register being watched while I nervously fumbled around to get the bank card and potentially revealing the evidence to the store clerk and patrons.

by Neptune14 May 14, 2020

Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

narc

To suddenly and uncontrollably fall into deep sleep. Typically in the form of a full night's rest or extended nap. Derivative of the word "narcoleptic."

"Sorry I narced out last night in the middle of the movie; I really wanted to watch it with you."

by Jon Hoffman September 5, 2008

narcation

A vacation spent in a drug-induced haze.

I have a supply of muscle relaxants for next week's narcation. I can't wait to get away from it all.

by queer mo d December 15, 2006

Narcbark

Any individual who narcs constantly, loudly and uncontrollably.

Aaron: Dude, that Susan chick is going to the managers over that comment I made.

Neil: What?!?

Aaron: I know dude what a frikkin Narcbark!

by bahremon2170 June 2, 2009

Narcijizztic

A man who believes himself to be amazing at sex.

Ted won't shut up about his sex life. He's so narcijizztic.

by pocket_t May 16, 2011