Evie Murphy

starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though

yo can you see evie murphy over there??
yo shes totally lanky

by yohohoho May 23, 2022

Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.

After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

Murphy

A pet neck warmer, usually made of fleece or other soft flexible fabric. A Murphy is designed in a tube like fashion to sit comfortably around a pets neck.

Most often used for warmth, pet Murphies can also be used to calm anxious pets as they create a feeling of warmth and security.

“Honey, Don’t forget to slip on Fido’ s Murphy when you take him out to potty”

by Sunshine Daze December 1, 2019

A Murphy

Winning the cumulative prize in a work office pool while claiming to only be a porn fluffer during college for the money. Is best known from the Buns of Steel videos. Sings impromptu lyrics to Beast of Burden chorus by The Rolling Stones like a champion.

Did you hear about the guy at work that won? He pulled A Murphy.

by Fat Brown Pandas October 29, 2018

drip murphy

a very fat stupid person

“oh no. drip murphy strikes again.”

by kebabsabs November 25, 2024

Mr. Murphy

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.

N one is as good as Mr. Murphy.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025