Muffin Humper

A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.
by Nerdstock October 02, 2013
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Muffin Crevasse

The line in between abs or fat on one's stomach.
- "Have you been working out? Your abs are tight!"
- "Yeah, but I still need to get rid of my muffin crevasse."
by infected xD July 27, 2010
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Muffin slicer

When a person has a "gut" or a "muffin top" and inserts there hand or penis in the area between where the breast or "tits" sit on top of the "gut" or "muffin top" and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a muffins top.
Yo shawty got a mean muffin top Ima have to hit her with a muffin slicer
by Booga G November 21, 2015
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muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
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Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.

A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)
by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 04, 2009
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bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".
Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.
by Feline of Flower March 03, 2016
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Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.
Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?
by BeeebTeam March 22, 2020
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