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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.
When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.
by Vomit Club October 3, 2016
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moist

When someone is trying to beg it upto when they can clearly see they are not liked.
No one likes Diogo, he's so moist
by Mithara De Alwis April 2, 2023
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moist the bed

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
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moist meme

A meme that makes any living creature moist from they're sexual area
woah there buddy, that moist meme is making me drip
by DankLordNord December 18, 2016
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Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson
Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma
by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020
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