Midnight Oatmeal

grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.

My girlfriend complained we had too much oatmeal on the shelf, so we made some midnight oatmeal.

by Graveyarder September 25, 2017

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Midnight Caterpillar

This is most commonly known as a caterpillar that climbs forth into the vagina of a women, and proceeds to devour her unborn child (assuming she's pregnant)

Voiced by a big black women deluxe: Oh lawdy, i dun' seen me oh them midnight caterpillars, crawled right up into my nuh-uh

by dislimb December 8, 2010

Midnight Alice

An ugly girl, whose name you don't know. Midnight meaning when she looks best.

She's a Midnight Alice

by jmcarter91 March 19, 2011

Midnight Meddler

A fiddler, an individual whose incessant interference during the night can cause a predicament the next day. This could be at work i.e. a night worker putting a day worker up shit creek without a paddle because of his meddling during the late shift. A second application could be made in a domestic situation where a family member raids the fridge late at night leaving a mess to be cleared up the next morning. Midnight Meddlers invariably do not sort out their own mess.

Sam: "What the hell happened here? It was fine last night"
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."

by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

Midnight In Afghanistan

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

by cdubbbbb September 29, 2011

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003