When I guy jacks off and covers the head of his cock with cum, then paints it on his womans lips as she sleeps.
My woman said she wanted a new type of lipstick, so last night after she fell asleep, I gave her a Midnight Lipstick
by Wyoming Bush Master October 14, 2012
A fiddler, an individual whose incessant interference during the night can cause a predicament the next day. This could be at work i.e. a night worker putting a day worker up shit creek without a paddle because of his meddling during the late shift. A second application could be made in a domestic situation where a family member raids the fridge late at night leaving a mess to be cleared up the next morning. Midnight Meddlers invariably do not sort out their own mess.
Sam: "What the hell happened here? It was fine last night"
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."
by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010
Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.
by cdubbbbb September 30, 2011
by Nicole Brigid November 30, 2008
"midnight shenanigans" a feeling or urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, wanting to do hella drugs, and being down for just about any type of crack head shit
by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020
where a ridiculous tune is played at a club or house party at the strike of twelve, and everyone goes mad. Mostly used as a term by the hardcore dubstep crowd, but can be applicable with drum 'n' bass. the tempo and energy of the tune is usually drastically different to the last bunch of songs, and generally gets people in the mood.
Sam: god i'm so stoned, i cant dance to drum 'n' bass all night till six, and its only midni.....
DJ: (realising its dead on 12, plays pinball by akira kiteshi)
Sam: XP.............midnight drop!
DJ: (realising its dead on 12, plays pinball by akira kiteshi)
Sam: XP.............midnight drop!
by XLR3 February 10, 2010
This is most commonly known as a caterpillar that climbs forth into the vagina of a women, and proceeds to devour her unborn child (assuming she's pregnant)
Voiced by a big black women deluxe: Oh lawdy, i dun' seen me oh them midnight caterpillars, crawled right up into my nuh-uh
by dislimb December 07, 2010