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The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.
"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"
by The Top Balla June 20, 2024
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method

noun / verb / adjective / everything

A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.

Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
“I’m going to work” → “I’m going to method.”

“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”

“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”

“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”

“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”

“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
by Tommy Johnston (TIMMYG) November 5, 2025
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Banana method

Suck it like a dick and make sure you use NO teeth main thing to use is the lips and tongue check the banana for teeth marks if there’s none you did excellent if there is some you did sum wrong.
Just do it right! The banana method is a excellent way to make ur baes day.
by Anony203847 October 30, 2022
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frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.
Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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Grocery Store Method

when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent
“Yo I just got this girl using the grocery store method”
by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025
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method actor

The way Seok Jin, the most handsome member on Bangtan group (an absolutely amazing korean group of dancers, rappers and singers), acts when chased by zombies in Everland (for reference : ep 24 of RUN).
Suga: Great acting ! You are a good actor
Jin: Method actor
by Jinkook trash October 25, 2017
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