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metrosexual

An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.
Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.
by jeckste September 7, 2019
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Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.
George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Methrosexual

What some dudes turn into when they use METH.
Yo man, I rolled the bowl with Sam & suddenly he turned methrosexual.
by A1FoxxTrott December 8, 2019
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Metrosexual

A male who is homo, but no homo.
"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
by microHARD12 December 10, 2019
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Metrosexual

Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.
Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!
by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020
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Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps
“I’m a metrosexual”

What’s that?”

I’m straight, but with more steps
by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021
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Metrosexual

Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid
by Nt789 August 22, 2021
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