cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.

We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.

by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009

mass rapid transit

MRT

mass rapid transit very fast doe

by ssodium cchloride July 8, 2021

Young Mass Politico

A college student/20-something year old extremely active in Massachusetts (mostly Boston) politics. They eat, sleep, breathe politics after studying Political Science and having at least 1 unpaid internship. Usually they go to Suffolk University or Northeastern University, and manage at least one local campaign post-grad.

“A bunch of young mass politicos are phone banking for Michelle Wu this Friday.”

by Sotfofy December 24, 2019

cock of mass destruction

An explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of semen in the fission of heavy atomic bollocks, especially of spunk or man butter.

Grant Berry thought he had a cock of mass destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .

by Stalex Krown December 18, 2014

Bosnian MASS OF DESTRUCTION

When you go whip out your Bosnian weapon of destruction that is 10 inch long and hella destructive Cevapi. Legends say it ended "The great depression". This destructional weapon can please any women and is often used in a special Bosnian style, where you pack it in some Sarma and spice it up with some Vegeta spices so it becomes a true Bosnian weapon of mass destruction.

"Hey girl, I was out with that Bosnian guy last night"
"Oh wow, did you get the BMOD (Bosnian mass of destruction)?"
"Yes queen, I loved the way his BMOD felt inside of me"

by TrygveSlagsvoldVedumHasNoHair February 3, 2023

Mass Formation Psychosis

When someone makes a phrase up on a podcast, and rapid sheep fanboys rush to Urban Dictionary to try and include a “real” definition.

Person 1: “Hey man, you might have Mass Formation Psychosis!”
Person 2: “Yeah man, you’re right, check out my pants…”
Person 1: “No, bro, that’s just a big turd.”

by RickyWake January 9, 2022

Gass to Mass Ratio

The ratio of gass to mass when taking a shit. High gass: low mass = bad. High mass: low gass = good.

Billy: How was your shit?

Jack: Terrible, my gass to mass ratio sucked

by jazza123 August 31, 2011