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ancient mariner

a weather beaten looking male with large sideburns and stubble. possible wearer of glasses. has large amounts of sailing experience. many people use the ancient mariner as a scapegoat, this is mainly due to his calm temper similar to that of the mediteran sea. however sometimes the mariner will use terms such as "loww it" and "SPARR" to express agrivation. the mariners natural enemys are the kracken (deceased)1250-2008 and spartacus march 1992-present. Mariners tend to have very attractive sisters that generally tend to be a year older than the ancient mariner himself.

Hobbies include; Sailing the seven seas, Smoking on the stinky boodah, Online gaming
"ahhhh mariner bay"

"old ancient mariner when did you get back from sailing?"

"oi ancient mariner pass the greenary"
by Big B and Fox November 10, 2009
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Marine Force Recon

Marine Force Recon
1) Best military fighting force in the whole fucking world

2) Chuck Norris in miniature
You can run, you can hide, but Marine Force Recon will find you anyways and kick your filthy ass across the globe

Terrorist 1: Hey, whats that?
Terrorist 2: I think its a.... Oh FU...
by Sheepe January 30, 2008
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Merchant Marine Officer

Licensed professional seafarers who work in either the deck or engine departments of Merchant Vessels. They ascend to these positions based on either Maritime College educations, or less commonly through time served and advancements 'up the hawsepipe' through testing.

Deck officers: 3RD Mate (primarily safety officer), 2ND Mate (primarily navigations officer, Chief Mate (supervisor), and Captain (overall command of vessel and personnel)

Engine Officers: 3RD Assistant Engineer, 2ND Assistant Engineer, 1ST Assistant Engineer, and Chief Engineer (in charge of entire engine room and shipboard mechanical/electrical components)

(NOTE: Steward's Department does not consist of any officers, all personnel in this department are unlicensed but certain Stewards carry more authority than others.)
Before becoming a vessel operations manager, Brian sailed as a Merchant Marine officer with Moore McCormack Lines.
by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007
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Marinate the booty hole

To warm or massage the booty hole before eating it out like groceries
I need you marinate the booty hole first then we can do it
by Poopnpee May 11, 2016
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marine cock-pit

A female that is in the Air Force that only "dates" marines because she believe them to be hot. However said Marines use said female as a place to either rest their cock or turn into a jizz trap.
Man that broad will sleep with anyone that has a Marine uniform on...

that's cuz she's a dirty marine cock-pit.
by Deebo jackson July 24, 2006
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marine natural resource

the living organisms found in each aquatic ecosystem
such as the fish, plants, and other life forms
by Swatic January 23, 2004
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Marine Corp Milkshake

A sexual act in which Marines partake

ritualistically. Multiple men initiate sexual intercourse with a female and, one at a time, bust inside of her. The last one to blow his load in her must drink the rest of it out of her vagina.
Damn, it looks like Devin’s gonna have to drink the Marine Corp Milkshake!
by Oonga Boonga August 2, 2020
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