by gchvjb January 14, 2022
The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.
Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.
by UncleGubGubGubsy July 28, 2019
Specializes in micromanaging, ignoring staff requests, and implementing pointless policies. Often found hiding in their office during rush hours and taking credit for the team's hard work. The main talent lies in creating a stressful work environment while pretending to be indispensable.
Great, our FOH Manager just changed the tip-out policy again without telling anyone—another day in paradise!
by Chapó July 07, 2024
male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
by Humid Snabel January 04, 2016
E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment
- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man
Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
by Some Wise Old Man June 15, 2022
The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.
People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.
While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.
While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1
Employee: You called me over here sir?
Manager: I need you to clean up this spill
Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.
Example 2
Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.
Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?
Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.
Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.
Mom: ...
Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
Employee: You called me over here sir?
Manager: I need you to clean up this spill
Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.
Example 2
Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.
Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?
Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.
Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.
Mom: ...
Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
by Clowninator69 June 19, 2022
The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.
1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 08, 2024