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mall diving

When you go to the mall for no particular reason other than to discover see friends and hang out. Not much shopping actually gets done.
After lunch, we can head downtown... Or we can go mall diving to kill time.
by Chsklly May 18, 2016
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Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.
by Guibif September 20, 2021
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Mall Chicken

A variety of different chicken, entrées commonly available at the food court in the mall. These may include bourbon, chicken, sweet-and-sour chicken, spicy chicken, sesame chicken, teriyaki, chicken, etc.
Stacey is going to the mall today to get some new bras. We should ask her to pick us up some mall chicken.
by PFJAX December 4, 2025
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mall fort

A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"

Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 4, 2010
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Malled Out

An off-roader that believes someone else's vehicle can't do a trail / obstacle because they haven't spent stupid amount of money on wasted items that are not needed for such trail / obstacle.
Dick is so Malled Out because he doesn't think Jim's stock JK can drive up a 1 foot ledge because he doesn't have dual lockers and 35 inch tires.
by Joshyutah October 13, 2017
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Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.
"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."
by Z@NDER April 29, 2024
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going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given
by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025
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