Love Maker

A love maker is a man who listens strictly to music about making love that you can make love to without ever listening to anything else. He talks in the low voice of Barry White to everybody by starting every conversation with "You know I love you, girl!"

Gordilia: "That guy Lambert has listened strictly to the Clean Up Man by Willie D in his car and wherever he goes for every second of his entire life with that song on eternal loop without ever stopping! It just plays incessantly wherever he goes!"

Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"

Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023

Widow Maker

Applies to billiards pool. When the eight ball rests very close to the edge of a pocket, making the next shot more difficult because an eight ball scratch is more likely.

Watch out for the widow maker!

by #700 December 18, 2018

Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.

I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker

by High minds August 16, 2022

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025