Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.
Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?
by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016
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dan mac

A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything
by Big fat hard on July 23, 2021
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El mac

The largest geezer around. Always down for a root and will supply bikkies.has the ketamine in the back room so just ask for it.
Ay Jerry ya el mac don't spook the ducks, nigga
by Race car November 04, 2019
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grand mac

The fattest fag of marist high school. Kid gets wasted like a girl changs clothes. The best way to call someone gay without it being hurtful
Fuck u grand mac I can't believe you would rape my Daddy like that
by Yaegerbomb23 May 08, 2017
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whisky mac

a northern cocktail made from whisky and wine
Adrian was enjoying a whisky mac in his pervert coat
by Spontaneous Inflection November 24, 2016
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City Mac

The typical city-type you see walking down main street. Usually some kind of trendy hipster with skinny jeans and a clean-cut, often seen talking into an earpiece like some sort of mechanical douchebag.
Guy: "Oh shit, dude, check out that city mac coming this way."

Dude: "Let's give him a wedgie."
by Lvei P March 12, 2022
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Mac Ripper

A mac ripper is a giant rip of marijuana from a pipe. Depending on the size of the bowel, it could be fully loaded or just half full. The entire bowel is supposed to be cashed in one hit, this can be helped by having a lighter with a big flame or having some biiig fucken lungs. After the hit is taken it should be held in like most hits and is usually followed by coughing and then choking and perhaps even blacking out or loss of eyesight. Mac rippers are usually taken with anger and carelessness of coming events with hope that the mac ripper could solve everything.
I fucken failed my Psychology test... I need a muhh fuggin MAC RIPPER!

Yo, I gotta do all this yard work right now, I need to take a mac ripper.
by Whats a psuedonym October 21, 2009
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