Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)

Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.

by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023

Lou Luck

The occurrence of random and accidental events leading to the success of the one known as Lou.

Only known person to cancel Lou Luck was the almighty Betti!!!

by The blessed February 3, 2024

luck gerbail

someone who gets little to no poompah

“hey man im going to stephanie’s tonight you know what that means” “ cmon man we know you’re a luck gerbail and get little to no poompah”

by might be james-ferrell September 27, 2023

Luck

Maddin

Maddin ist üüüüüüübelst der nooob in for honor aber nur luck gibt ihm wins

by Totally not Kunde June 5, 2017

Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.

Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.

by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018

rotten bit of luck

Bad luck. It's using ironically about unpleasure situation.

What a rotten bit of luck ;) At least Hammond is excited!

by Gagarin December 19, 2016

Chuck luck

When the great gods of RNG bestow their blessing onto an individual (usually someone with the name Chuck) that makes the holder supernaturally lucky. Effects include, but are not limited to, increased loot/gear drops, (far exceeding that of mortal men) the ability to avert disasters or death in real life, and, to some extent, to influence the space time continuum. The few chosen to possess chuck luck are even said to negatively influence others around them by making them incredibly unlucky, leading many to believe that chuck luck is not a blessing from the great gods of RNG, but more of a parasite that feeds off of other people's fortune. This theory remains inconclusive and on the border of fringe science, however.

Lan: "I haven't had one piece drop yet, and this fucker has gotten 4 pieces in 2 dungeons."
Joe: "Oh my God. Boys! Chuck luck is so dumb. I'm sick of getting all these belts!"
Chuck: "I. Love. This. Game."

by Chucky boyyyooo December 31, 2018