llama

a person who kisses impeccably with the perfect lip, tongue, n spit ratio

bro i kissed him yesterday he definitely a llama

by ahh dh November 4, 2023

Angry llama

When your sex partner her/she gives you the reverse titertotter while spitting in your face

"Hey babe what do you wanna do tonight" I think you should give me that angry llama:)

by By:Jhonnynonips July 20, 2018

Llama

Young man who goes after pumas (women 15 years older)

Wow, you are totally falling prey to that sexy puma in the Volvo outside our frat party!!!!

You bet I am a llama, dude!!!

by Futurepuma January 14, 2018

I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 18, 2018

Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.

"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019

Llama

A group of nice and honest ladies who loves to plan and their meme game is fierce when there is a BEC. Just dont ask them what a llama is and you will be fine.

"I didnt know she was a fellow llama"
"Is there any llamas out there who..."
"You llamas are fierce as fuck"
"Llamas love to plan"

by Freudianknit January 2, 2017

Kendrick Llama

Whenever two white guy friends accidentally spit a bar mid-conversation, that is when they become Kendrick Llama, the rapper that makes every white person feel like they're black or that every nigger is a star.

White guy 1: the entire course is cursed, it's just dumbass niggas thinking that they're shrewd. DAMN. I just spit a bar - Kendrick Llama!
White guy 2: ay let's go my nigga, you're literally Kendrick Llama. *start's leaning in for a kiss*
White guy 1: thanks bro *starts making out, unzips pants*

by juaja February 21, 2024