Kobe

Big Dick i know ive touched it. He loves the queen and shags her on the daily, when she died he came in his undies at the thought of a lifeless Lizzy he could shag.
"Kobe please get your dick out of the queens dead body"
by TheKobeLoverKoen September 08, 2022
Get the Kobe mug.

Kobe Bryant

black thing withone arm, no legs, brain exposed on right eye area. *after the crash
KOBE
KOBE Bryant is the best player with one arm
by JoseDaGoat445 February 13, 2025
Get the Kobe Bryant mug.

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.
Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.
by Fuckbuddy288 January 30, 2020
Get the Kobe Bryant mug.

Kobe Bryant

A superstar, legend, family man, father, and husband. He was a special person in all of our hearts and we hated to see him go. The true goat of basketball and the greatest inspiration anyone could ask for. Rest easy Kobe and GiGi
Damn I can’t believe the legend Kobe is gone. Rest easy we love you

Kobe Bryant: a family man and a legend
by Frederick Kolias January 28, 2020
Get the Kobe Bryant mug.

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant is the greatest of all time
by WIlliamRas March 29, 2022
Get the Kobe Bryant mug.

kobe bryant

kobe bryant is the goat
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 21, 2020
Get the kobe bryant mug.

Kobe Bryant

Friend:yo who's kobe bryant Me: HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by on fo nem January 31, 2021
Get the Kobe Bryant mug.