Jordan 

Very quiet, and secretive. They don't like to speak their feelings, and seem to have trust issues.

But they can be very fun, and lovable.

You can't help but love a Jordan! They've got to be one of the nicest boys you'll meet.
They do what a girl asks of them. Like a gentleman.

Jordan's like to joke around, but nothing too serious. They hate to hurt others. Very kind, and sincere.

"Jordan's such a sweety! The other day, I asked him for five dollars, to buy a slurpee, and he gave me ten!"

Jordan by Cauuuwwww October 8, 2011

Jordan 

sarcastic, spazzy, random, fun to be around, flirty, blushy (you know, the kind when you blush near guys ;D), Musically involved, unique
sometimes when she gets all quiet (out of the norm for her) you wonder what the hell she thinks about
unpredictable
perfect girlfriend
calls people cool
likes to make friends

person a: who's that? and what's she doing, is she dancing or something?
person b. thats jordan, my girlfriend.... you should meet her, shes cool.... she wont bite :)

Jordan by lalalalaacookies May 25, 2011

jordynistic

When someone likes thunderstorms because they help that person fall asleep better. The rhythmic beating of the rain drops and the deep sound of far off thunder and lightning briefly but brilliantly illuminating the room combine for blissful sleep.

"Hey, you know that girl Jordyn?"
"Which one"
"The cute one with the dark hair and the voice and all those freckles?"
"Oh yeah, she is cute bro. What about her?"
"She was telling me last night how she loves the rain and then it rained that night, and I slept better."
"Weird, man. You're getting so jordynistic"

jordynistic by RKsun May 4, 2009

Jordan is Stupid Month 

1. A universal holiday which was started on the 21st of May in 2010. It is the holiday enjoyed by many adults and children alike where people celebrate the truthful fact that "Jordan is Stupid." It starts on the 21st of every month and lasts for exactly 30 days or until the 21st of the next month.

1. During Jordan is Stupid Month
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."

Jordan is Stupid Month by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010

Jordan 

An amazingly sweet guy. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. But trust me, you won't mind. Belonging to a Jordan is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. A Jordan completes you, in every way possible. He will make you smile like an idiot, and forget how to breathe. A Jordan is irreplaceable. So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go. Jordans are very special. Some of them even have the ability to make one's heart melt.

Girl one: "Where the hell have you been lately?!"
Girl two: "I got a Jordan. I've been spending all my free time with him."
Girl one: "No wayy! SHARE!!"

Girl two: "Hell no. This Jordan is alllllll mine. Get your own."
Girl one: "But they are so hard to find!!!!!"

Jordan by Jordan's girl. (: February 20, 2011

Jordon 

A sweet loving girl who is always obsessed with a band and loves her best friends more than anything. Always a beautiful girl and tends to be a little short but really smart.

Guy : Did you see that girl?!!
Guy 2 : yeah she's beautiful
Girl: That's jordon she's my best friend we're practically sisters
Guy: I love her

Jordon by Ermen December 20, 2012

Jordan 

Jordan is a name given to kings and leaders. Statistically people named Jordan make more money than others. Jordans are mildly violent and generally will speak up for themselves. Jordan is also a term used to define a drug dealer.

1) I wish I was Jordan, he's rich!
2) Go ask Jordan over there if he can give us a deal.

Jordan by Andre Sensiracle June 14, 2008