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Joel

That one retarted kid in your friend group that literally has down sydrome when he wants to.
“Who’s that over there

“ that’s Joel the absolute retard of the school
by Jdjjjdbrjskkdjxjwj November 9, 2019
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Joel

Ayee wuzguud Joel
by chickenmcshiz November 21, 2023
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Joel

He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot
:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe
by Bobs a dollop November 23, 2021
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Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc
"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"
by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024
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Joel

The greatest drug lord you will ever find in the whole of Latin America, fuck Pablo Escobar, joel was the don. He was the one who guided Pablo Escobar to become the greatest drug lord in the world. “Money power women drugs” was Joel’s motto for a successful career.
Mum who is that?
‘Shush, it’s Joel your worst fuckin nightmare
by Lakesidesmsm November 23, 2021
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Joel

A greasy man, barely human, who believes women he fetishizes will like him. He’s truly the death of the party in every scenario and has no self awareness, it’s embarrassing.
Person 1: Uh oh, look who it is

Person 2: EW IT’S JOEL!!! I’m outta here!

Person 1: Wait! Don’t leave me here with that hideous excuse for a human.
by Mac Marlen May 2, 2025
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Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness
Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me
by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018
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