by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. They will break your heart and they will tell you want you want to hear before you fall for them make sure you know what your getting into because your getting ready for a heartbreaking experience and you will always carry that
I fell for a Jared he broke my heart because he said “ I like you too” little did I know he just wanted to leave me heartbroken
by 68283 April 19, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)
"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"
by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. Missing hair follicles, extremely bald. Has a one-piece character build. Overall a 1 in looks. Knows his way around a women. Not the sharpest person in the room.
by MaxtheMeattree March 8, 2024
Get the Jaredmug. The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented, gorgeus and sweet person to ever live, with a smile worth more than anything .
by leng lee July 21, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?
Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!
Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!
by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022
Get the Mayonnaise jaringmug.