To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

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you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

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You diggin' in me

A clip from a gay porn video that went viral on TikTok where a guy exclaims "Fuuuuck you diggin' in me, you diggin' in me...You diggin' in a nigguhhh, you diggin' inna - go ahead bruhh!!"

Person 01: Fuuuck you diggin' in me! You diggin' in me!

Person 02: Go ahheaaad bruu...!

Person 03: Yall are so gay bro 💔

by MazG2426 January 2, 2025

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I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”

Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

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You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

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